Ye’d think it was the first time they’ve ever seen a bloke holdin’ a bairn b’fore. Not exactly an extraordinary sight, is it? 

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Anonymous:
Your last sexual encounter: good or bad?
Don’t tell me ye plan on wankin’ to my answer, Wood.

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AU | But do you /have/ to go?

calistacarmicael:

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You seem to have me confused with someone stupid enough to be dating you, Mulloy. The day I cook you dinner is the day I’ve officially given up on having a happy life. -shakes her head and runs a hand through her hair- I”m going bloody fucking stir-crazy in this flat— ‘s the only explanation for why I would think it a good idea to have you around more often. You’re right; you should go. I’ll find someone else to keep me company.

Maybe ye shouldn’t’ve mucked up any chances ye had, given t’ye by Him; wouldn’t be stewin’ away all day. -raises his eyebrows and scoffs an incredulous laugh- Yeah, good luck with that, mate. There’s only so many people who’re willin’ t’put up with a mad bint whose mood swings’re incapable o’ makin’ sense of. Bring anyone in here ‘n they’ll go runnin’ at the sight o’ the place alone. S’a bloody mess.


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50 ships i ship ♡: [2/50] » a l l i s o n and i s a a c (teen wolf)

- “I can take care of myself.”
- “Yeah, I’ve noticed. More than once.”


AU | But do you /have/ to go?

calistacarmicael:

But it isn’t fair. They’ve pretty much benched me for good— for a really dumb fucking reason, by the way, and I’m nearly certain that as my partner, if I’m stuck watching, so are you.

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Nah, that’s not goin’ t’happen. M’not goin’ t’be cooped up with ye barmy arse all day long. How about I go off ‘n do my job ‘n y’make sure I come back t’a nice meal, yeah? Think y’can manage that, at least.


AU // Did you want to order today,

marleneomckinnon:

"That Leggy"…? No — no, can’t say anybody by that name works here. 

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S’a shame. Maybe ye work different hours, eh? Here’s an idea: I’ll come back tomorrow, so I won’t keep botherin’ ye now with my slowness. Maybe Leggy’ll be on shift then.


AU | But do you /have/ to go?

calistacarmicael:

Well, have you ever thought to ask? Or do you just go about doing whatever they tell you to do?

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I do what m’asked because it’s what gets the job done, if ye can believe it. S’my main priority. Can’t say I particularly care ‘bout what it is ye tryin’ to insinuate; that m’some lackey




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